A funny love letter!

India
August 28, 2007 12:04pm CST
Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation, Yours sincerely, Romeo (HR Executive) I really hope this was NOT actually sent! but read n enjoy :)
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13 responses
@ssh123 (31073)
• India
29 Aug 07
Days are not far for our youngsters to receive such a letter. Thanks and I really enjoyed reading it. One last point. Whether you reply to this letter or not, you have to send $10 as my attorney's fees who has drafted this letter!!!
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@ssh123 (31073)
• India
31 Aug 07
I did not ask you to pay $10. I only added the lawyer's usual complimentary ending of a legal notice, asking the person to pay up towards notice charges. I hope you have understood.
• India
31 Aug 07
LOL nope i didnot write this ssh and as for 10$ if mylot pays me again i will send it to you :)
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• India
1 Sep 07
oops sorry i think i misread what you said :) now i understand what you meant about the legal fees and i guess the day is not far off when the will actually be added in the love letter LOL
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• India
28 Aug 07
really amazing ano, with such romeos we can image all the juliets suffering, smiles, apple.
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• India
31 Aug 07
Hello Apple....LOL the suffering Juliets are more creative i guess LOL
• India
31 Aug 07
i am sure abouth that lady. lol
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
29 Aug 07
Ok now is this a Joke Sweetie lol I have to admit that is certainly different and if I got something like that well I think I would have to read it 3 times so I know I read it right lol
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
31 Aug 07
Lol yes it certainly was
• India
31 Aug 07
LOL Gabs!it was very creative right?
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@aidonia (4209)
• Greece
28 Aug 07
I can't imagine from where did you find these letter and the more important who wrote it lol: It's so *sweet* but also so funny,from where did you find it ? By the way,what do you think.......does he has any chance to go put with him *Juliet*??????
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• India
28 Aug 07
Hello Aidonia good to see you here :) LOL my friend forwarded it to me and i guess if "Juliet" is an HR Executive as well he has a chance LOL yes i found it funny as well :)
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@samson1967 (7414)
• India
31 Aug 07
Good Fun! I wonder how Mr. Romeo would draft his wedding invitation.
• India
7 Sep 07
Thanks so much 4 da BR.
• India
31 Aug 07
ha the wedding invitation! thats another thought iam sure he will get to be more creative :)
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• China
28 Aug 07
Yes, so funny! I like it. and I konw some green jokes,I want to share to you,but I don,t konw whether make it in this forum?
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• India
31 Aug 07
hello Fdhunter welcome to mylot and iam sorry for the delayed response was away i am not sure we can exchange jokes on mylot if you accept my friend request then we can exchange private message :) Happy mylotting :)
@Anniedup (3651)
• Richards Bay, South Africa
31 Aug 07
Everyone commented on it! Why are you so scares at you know where, everyone there is asking me what is happening! Come we miss you and your bubbly personality!
• India
31 Aug 07
hello Annie thats so sweet yes i will be there :)
@Anniedup (3651)
• Richards Bay, South Africa
30 Aug 07
Hie hie I just love this one! Where do you get this stuff, I am going to print it and put it up in my office! xx
• India
31 Aug 07
Hello Annie it was sent to me by email though not as personal love letter ! some one forwarded it to me. printing and putting it up in your office sounds fun! iam sure the HR will have a good chuckle
• Philippines
29 Aug 07
nice. =) thanks for sharing
• India
31 Aug 07
You are welcome totallyundecided !:)
• India
31 Aug 07
Of late you make a string of posts that makes us enjoy our stay here, and this post is equally nice to that one you made somedays back, BAKED BEANS.. Still i remember those lines.." i shifted my weight to one thigh and made a myself comfortable with the release of the gas....and when my husband opened the blind fold, to see myself greeted by happy birth day, by twelve of those sitting around the table...) Keep it up Ano.
• India
1 Sep 07
Hello Venkatesh than you for the compliments :) iam happy you enjoy my posts but i got to tell you if anybody needs to thanked its my friends - they are the ones who keep forwarding such wonderful stuff to me :)
@medicsrep (130)
• India
30 Aug 07
Hey AC i really enjoyed this letter while reading.i think this type of letter will really be worked out by our present generation . nice idea shared by u .
• India
31 Aug 07
Hello medicsrep and welcome to mylot yep it was fun and iam glad u enjoyed it Happy mylotting
@laydee (12798)
• Philippines
31 Aug 07
It's hysterically funny! Hahahaha... I am thinking though that this Mr.Romeo is somewhat an arrogant guy. I would certainly not accept the offer, neither would I be forwarding it to my sister. But like you, I would be forwarding it all to my friends for them to laugh at his expense. *LOL* Imagine a man giving a girl a time-period to think about her decision plus if in case she won't respond, she should forward to her sister?! *LOL* The nerve of that guy. *LOL* I would rather tell him to jump off a bridge or drink some deathly potion or something. *LOL* Well, of course I know this was meant for fun. And it sure is fun. =)
• India
31 Aug 07
LOL laydee he sure sounds arrogant but we got to accept his creativity LOL and i happy you had fun reading it :)
@CEN7777 (855)
• India
31 Aug 07
Hi Anochaudhary, its a good joke with all fun and professional touch.This is a love letter as well as intimation of offer. any way it is good to read.
• India
31 Aug 07
Hello CEN yep it was a good read and i ma happy you enjoyed it :)