Lobsters have a unique ability.
@pithy_preacher (66)
Tonga
September 1, 2007 2:36pm CST
Lobsters are the only one of gods creatures that gather enmasse to celebrate in a christian style.
small comunity's of worshipping lobsters have been photographed baptising thier young.
To the best of my knowledge this has never been seen in any other species.
2 responses
@petra_premenstral (199)
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1 Sep 07
you sound more like a pishy precher who has had a kiddie fiddle too far.
@goinliveinfive (561)
• United States
5 Sep 07
What is the source of this information? I'm guessing it's either the Weekly World News or it's a PETA conspiracy. And what are lobsters baptized into, exactly? What is their religion?
I recently took a trip to Maine and had the privilege of performing two full-immersion baptisms of our sea-bug pals and as I dropped them into the roiling depths I made them a promise (which I also kept). I said, "Right now I baptize you with water but there is one coming after me who will baptize you with warm, drawn butter."
