Ever wonder?

@bhbirdie6 (1771)
United States
October 26, 2006 9:27pm CST
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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@crazymom (579)
• United States
27 Oct 06
Thanks for sharing all the facts!!
• United States
27 Oct 06
Neat, thanks for sharing!
@Danniet (377)
• United States
27 Oct 06
That was cute!!!
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@toonatoons (3739)
• Philippines
27 Oct 06
i really enjoyed what you posted here. have to rate you for that.
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@timou87 (1642)
• Singapore
29 Oct 06
You know those are very interesting questions! I doubt anyone could really provide an answer to them haha
@rosebug23 (1909)
• Australia
28 Oct 06
What have you been on today all these funny things in yor topics i want some of that too please . i am really enjoying all of them Thank you for all the laughs. my family think ive gone nuts .sitting in front of my comp typing and laughing ' A great big thanks and yes a plus from me too for sure
@saphire539 (1641)
• United States
28 Oct 06
this is some really interesting information have rated you a plus