nine statements women use.
By Lifez2short
@Lifez2short (4962)
United States
September 19, 2007 6:27pm CST
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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@jillmalitz (5131)
• United States
20 Sep 07
Uh, Hve you been listening to me? That is so funny and so true.
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@simplyshawn (650)
• United States
24 Sep 07
ohhhhh, I should have my hubby read this. How true!!!!
Although when my husband says he'll be back in a little bit, he usually means an hour and a half or so.
@theprogamer (10532)
• United States
20 Sep 07
Yep, I've seen these several times among friends and online postings. Mostly true stuff. =p
Here goes more lopsided women to man conduct from me and a few friends
http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1276296.aspx
Double Standard listing.
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