I need professional advice for an assassination attempt.

Of course a silencer is in order. And it must be a very good one. And don't forget if the shell casing is ejected, you will need a little net to catch it so it won't make noise hitting the floor or ground. Perhaps you should consider a silenced bow and arrow.

Sounds like a nightmare sweety but I guess if you want noisy parties you should persuade your mum to have loud, noisy boozy parties - she'd enjoy that wouldn't she ? Shooting your neighbour isn't really a viable option but maybe buying a pea shooter or a catapult and getting him when he least expects it might produce some noise! xxxx

I did not laugh so hard for a long long time. my what a trying time you must be having. Imagine waking up at 3am and seeing people walking about silently in the adjacent garden! I would have had a heart attack then and there. Really man, how funny can situations be. Here are people complaining about party blasts that don’t let them sleep and here I have one who’s actually complaining about the silence. But I know, even I would have got the creeps, like I was staying among the zombies. One thing I could not understand though is how do they have sponge bells? They do need to ring the bell on the road, so how about it? And how do they ‘slam’ the door silently? Does the door have a sponge lining too? Very very interesting albeit infuriating neighbours. No advice really…we live in a free nation you know. Either pray that they leave or start looking for a new rent for yourself.

Very funny, although I think not everyone got the joke. I would have thought that strangulation would be the natural choice for your mission. That would really silence things!

If you use his own weapon against him, you won't need a silencer ;~D

damn are you serious?? you should hire agent 47 for this dirty job :P

thou shoul;d not kill so just report them to the police;

I would go with booby traps in the yard. No silencer needed..lol

LOL Use laser technology!