My uncle's strange job!

@xboxboy (5578)
September 28, 2007 4:25pm CST
My uncle Alfred used to have the strangest job i have ever heard of. He was the official odour detector to the king of Tonga. Back in the 70's it was an offense to fart within sniffing distance of the god like king Faha awayway the 12th of Tonga. My uncle would walk 10 yards in front of the king and if he smelled any egglike aromas he would summon the fart infantry to remove the offensive man or woman. this of course increased the chances of detecting the deadly sulpher gases as many people lost control of thier bowels in fear when my uncle approached them. if anyone dared commit this henious crime it was punishable with a week in jail and the offending underwear was run up a flag pole for all to see , skid marks an all. this unusual job came to a close after the infamous elevator incident. my uncle had a jippy stomach after drinking guinness all night and eating stewed prunes at a midnight snack with princess tooty fruti (that's another story) and had decided that he had better leave work discretly for fear of a bottom explosion that could harm his career. as my uncle stepped in the lift the king appeared with the visiting president of Fuji and his state ambassodors. My uncle tried to keep it in but to no avail. stuck in the lift with no escape he exploded in a cacophony of bottom burps accompanied by a toxic smell only rivelled by chernobyl. My uncle escaped under the cover of darkness with his underwear still attached to his person but 30 years later the king still sits in the mental institution, huddled in the corner for fear that the spider on the wall will let out a ripping fart. I should also say that im bored and the above story is complete nonsence. so for those that have no control of thier sphincter i apologise if i caused any offence. And for those still reading this far, you must be as bored as me!
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@mummymo (23707)
1 Oct 07
Lol - for a sixteen year old you have a fantastic sense of humour my friend! I think it runs in your family as I know your uncle is just as funny and I could actually envision him doing that job and the farting! lol Thanks for the giggle! xxx
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@xboxboy (5578)
5 Oct 07
he is a strange man , uncle Alfred. quite the farter!
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@xboxboy (5578)
18 Nov 07
are you still about mummymo?
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@mummymo (23707)
19 Nov 07
hey sweety - I am here!!! Haven't been here cos some health problems but starting to get a bit stronger and plan to start building up the time I am here again! Thanks for asking! Hope you and Uncle Alfie are both okay! xxxx
@poohgal (6848)
• Singapore
29 Sep 07
Haha. You are good at cooking up stories. Thanks. I have a good laugh. =D If you like jokes, do check out my blog on lame jokes. =D Have a nice and restful weekend. http://lamejokes.blog.dada.net
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@xboxboy (5578)
29 Sep 07
i'll check them out now.
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@poohgal (6848)
• Singapore
30 Sep 07
thanks =D
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@xboxboy (5578)
17 Nov 07
pleasure!
• Australia
18 Nov 07
LOL. You certainly have a good imagination on you. Your stories are certainly entertaining and captivating. I think you should write a book about all the silly jobs people of the world could have! That would be a hoot! lol. I want the first copy, personally signed of course!
@xboxboy (5578)
18 Nov 07
i do not think i would be able to but it would pay for my mom and dad to go on holiday!
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• Australia
19 Nov 07
LOL. That would be nice for them! I'm serious though, you have a real talent there and should use it! And not just here!
@onedollar (782)
• Belgium
3 Oct 07
Best regards to uncle Alfart
@xboxboy (5578)
5 Oct 07
lol! i shall pass your message on!
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@crazed_moma (1054)
• United States
28 Sep 07
Well that was amusing..... kinda.... At least you're not making up stories about your mom. ;)
@xboxboy (5578)
28 Sep 07
no, just my uncle! (who is kinda unstable anyway!)
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