the rule's of a toddler....

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If it's on, I must turn it off. If it's off, I must turn it on. If it's folded, I must unfold it. If it's a liquid, it must be shaken, and then spilled. If it's a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared. If it's high, it must be reached. If it's shelved, it must be removed. If it's pointed, it must be ran with at top speed. If it has leaves, they must be picked. If it's plugged, it must be unplugged. If it's NOT trash, it must be thrown away. If it's in the trash, it must be removed, inspected and then trown on the floor. If it's closed, it must be opened. If it does not open, it must be screamed at. If it has drawers, they must be rifled throught. If it's a pencil it must write on the refridgerator, monitor or table. If it's full, it would be more interesting emptied. If it's empty, it would be more interesting full. If it's a pile of dirt, it has to be laid upon. If it's a stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead. If it has a flat serface, it must be banged upon. If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried. If Mommy's in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone. If it's paper, it must be torn. If it has buttons, they must be pressed. If the volume is low, it must go high. If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor. If it's a drawer, it must be pulled on. If it's a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth. If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full fource. If it is a phone, I must talk into it. If it is a bug, I must swallow it. If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped onto the floor. If it is NOT food, it must be tasted. If it is food, it must NOT be tasted. If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk or toilet water. If its a carseat, it must be protested with arched back. If it is Mommy, it must be hugged!