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I have an eccentric family. my grandpa was a roadie for the rolling stones and tells of how they 'invented' the beatles as a gay alternative to the stones that helped thier street cred. My uncle Alfred has been all over the world and among other things he has been a clown and a lightning conductor tester. recently they got together at a family party and told me about the time they visited Venezuela back in the 80's in a search for lost giant reptiles in the guancomus valley deep in the venezulian jungle. what they discovered shook them to the core. a herd of unicorns! the sponsers of the trek, a famous petrolium company, insisted in shooting one of the great beasts, against my uncles and grandpas advice. because of this act of violence, my uncle and grandpa left the search party and refused to comment on the discovery. the expedition did not get back for a further 4 months and the beast had decomposed , leaving only the skeleton. sometimes i do not know if i should believe my family. do you believe in unicorns? you should hear the story they tell of the dragons of Peru!