What is the most serious or funniest accident you have ever had?

just5 few days ago i was going to tuition classes . i seen a boy wearing skirt and i was shocked at that time and i was looking on him while that my bike was hited in the wall. i was injured there that was funny for me in my life.

I fell in a well when I was two and it was 22 feet deep and there was trash holding me up from falling any deeper into the water. It was raining so the sides of the well could of fell in while all the vehicles were up there trying to get me out. I remember the guy giving me a taz and singing hush little baby dont say a word as they pulled me out. All that was wrong with me was a scratch above my eye. amazing 22 feet and only one simple scratch. There has also been many times that I could of been in a life threating wreck due to loss of control and always something went good and I either got corrected or wrecked and only damaged the vehicle.

ok im going to tell you this but please contain your yourself LOL When i was younger my dad had a load of hay bails on a trailer well he was on the back of it pushing of the bails off ( I was also standing on the trailer) he pushed on of the bails off and the tie string got caught around my foot and took my butt with it............ ahhh it hurt so bad i landed on the ground flat on my back load i couldn't get up it hurt so bad!!!!

Well I was 19 and working in a pub in the East end of London, it was a big pub with a very long bar, they type where the trap door to the cellar is behind the bar. There was one major rule - if you ever had to go into the cellar you had to tell the other staff who were working! One day I was working at lunchtime and it was really busy - I was just finished serving a group of customers and walking backwards to the till while taking another order as I felt the floor disappear - yep you guessed it the boss had gone into the cellar and not bothered to warn me. I fell about 25 feet landing on a wooden step and then bounced onto the concrete floor. As i fell I had scraped right along the edge of the trapdoor too! My legs had almost no skin and I was covered in bruises, what did my boss say - " you better go get a cup of coffee to calm you down" Seriously! To this day I still have a large deep scar on my shin but I guess I was lucky not to have broken mopre than a rib and a couple of fingers! xxxx

When I was about 17 years old. Me, my father and my sister decided to go biking at a park. My father said that after biking we could go to Mcdonalds and eat breakfast there. I didn't wear or bring any attire for biking. I was just wearing jeans, a blouse and rubber shoes. After biking I noticed that the soil was a bit wet. Usually when walking on a wet soil I wouldn't slip over, but this time it was different. I did walked over the wet soil. Then before I knew what was happening I slipped. My bottom was covered with mud. A lot of people were looking at me. My father told my sister to help me up but, instead of helping me up she just managed to laugh at me. I was really embarrassed. I wanted to buy a new pair of jeans. In the car, just the thought of what happened to me made me laugh. It was funny though. We weren't able to go to Mcdonalds. We just took the drive tru.

Well mine wasn't serious but really funny. It's too long for me to type out again and I can't cut and paste yet but check out my profile. I have a discussion on embarassing experiences. Lets just says that my pants fell off and I fell... to the ground... *sigh...

As a child I was whats knon as "accident prone". I even got kicked out of a juvinile facility due to medical bills I had ran up. I was about 9 at this time now. I had fallen from my bike and skinned my knees badly. Before those cuts healed I fell from a tree breaking my arm. I now have a cast on my arm and knees and shins full of scabs. I ran down the basement stairs then attempted to jump to avoid the last 4 steps. Well I jumped too high hitting the cross beam & ripping open the top of my head requiring 9 stitches. The nurse saw me at the ER and asked, "What more can happen?" My mom said, "Shhhhh!!". HAHAHAHA!! HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~

I fall like a tree, straight down! One Sat, the roomie & I were cleaning house & she lost her balance. I reached out and pushed her back upright. Then I went out & miss stepped & fell flat on my face. I was jared but not really hurt. I went in & asked where she was when I fell over! Then there was the series of falls where I went down in several dangerous places, I could've hit many things & managed to miss them all, until the day I fell at a friend's. There was clear space all around me & ONE cinder block! Guess what I hit! I bruised my arm so bad that the doctor ordered me off of data entry for fear the use of my fingers in the repetative motion would delay my recovery. I managed to do in a week all the backloged work the office had been going to hire temps to come in and do! I filed, reviewed, opened mail. I think even the crazy lady that I left because of was impressed!

About 2 years ago I was walking from my car, completely sober, into a bar. I tripped on the sidewalk and fell face first onto the sidewalk. My face got this nice huge sidewalk burn. It was awesome. I mean, seriously. I took a photo and everything. I went home (about 3 hours later...a bleeding face wasn't gonna send me home early!) and pour peroxide on it (yes it stung) and coated it with neosporin and vitamin E oil. Within about a week and a half you could barely tell. Apparently everyone at my work thought I'd been beaten and were afraid to ask me what happened. Seriously I tripped. I ain't ashamed. I've been in more serious, but at least that one was fun.