Why do people do things which are generally annoying?

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Okay so can I just say that I don't understand people and the ridiculous things they do? Here are the top five things that bother me about society and the world today and it goes far beyond general stupidity. 1. When did it become socially acceptable for guys to wear makeup, buy pants from the little girls section and spend more time on thier hair than girls do? Serisously guys, I just don't understand it. It is not cool for dudes to want to do the thing girls do, we also shave our legs, wear pantyhose and get bikini waxes how about giving that a try? I always assumed men were supposed to be dirty, wearing a flannel shirt and rocking a tool belt or swinging an axe! Listen up womenly men everywhere, stop hogging the mirror your hair looks fine. Oh and please stop combing it over one eye so it looks like you were horribly disfigured in a chemical burn accident. Stop stealing your little sister's pants, she's in third grade for crying out loud and no more wearing makeup. And if you insist, could you at least buy waterproof cause your mascara runs when you're crying during that Hallmark commercial. 2. Old people, Oh my gosh where do I even begin? Well for starters for the love of God do not drive anymore. Seriously folks it's just ridiculous. You do twenty under the speed limit at all times, you take a thousand years to make a simple turn and your car can double as a cruise ship! Not too mention I think your driver's license number is one. First, please please please if you're going to drive could you at least drive the speed limit? You really are a menace behind the wheel but add negative miles per hour and your a public safety issue. Not too mention if you can't see over the steering wheel or hear the person behind you honking and yelling obscenities then maybe it's time to consider public transportation. Second, when you're in line at the grocery store could you please get your 10,000 coupons for metamucil, Centrum silever and super poly grip out before you get to the register? Not all of us have 13 years to wait for you to save sixty cents. And lastly, could you please stop buying cars that are known as "land yachts" It's not like their good on gas, you can almost never find parking and it corners like a refrigerator on wheels. 3. All these people on the news that get caught blowing things up, going on shooting spree and randomly killing people. All I have to say to you is please get a job! Maybe if you had a job you woudln't ahev time to build explosives at home and blow things up. And hey random terrorist guy, maybe you don't want to have a gas station or drive a taxi but at least have a hobby will you? You can do needlepoints with cute sayings for your mom like "Born to blow stuff up" or "God I love being a martyr." There are so many options now-a-days you don't have to be bored and build explosives, not with a bingo hall right around the corner. 4. Scary Movies. Oh God yet another subject where one doesn't know where to begin. Why is it that whenever these girls are running from a serial killer the only way to escape is to rip your top off and run in his direction? I always assumed you could escape perfectly fine with your top on, I guess I was mistaken. Not too mention could you please find dumber and less talented girls to play in your movies? Under their job experience what did they write HUGE JUGS? And why on Earth do they always run downstairs, upstairs or down the deserted ally surrounded by a mine field, barbed wire and rabid dogs? Seems to me if you pull an ingenius move like that you deserve to die. Second why all the unecessary ammounts of blood and gore? Is it just not a scary movie without someone's arm being torn off, and eye being gauged out and blood squirting out of a rock? It is just ridiculous blood is everywhere but raining down from the sky and it has nothing at all to do with the movie. And one last thing could there be anymore naked chics in your movies? Seriously it is like naked chics running around for the entire two very painful hours, I've seen less nudity in an issue of Hustler.