Once when I was a Kid, I tried to Learn to Fly

dear buenavida, yes, i too thought i could fly, saw someting on tv earlier in the day and that evening before dinner i stood at the landing at the top of our second floor stairs and jumped, expecting to fly away. luckily i was still little, and i didn't jump any distance out so in a couple of seconds i landed back on the stairs, and went the rest of the way down to the first floor on my butt!! of course my parents both came running in from the kitche to see what all the noise was and i told them i was trying to fly...i just remembered them giggling at me........