Maybe we are a little too picky-The Husband Store

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Just got this from my mom. Turns out there is a husband store that just opened. Sound great huh? Look out, there is a catch to it! ------------------------------------------------------------ WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!! A stor that sells husbands has just open in New York City, where a woman may got o choose a husband. Amound the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any mand from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord. the second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: these men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow!" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the firth floor and sign reads: Floor 5: these men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign read Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363.012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exist solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! ------------------------------------------------------------ This is to all the men on Mylot for a good laugh, and all the women who can handle the truth lol!