FUNNY SAYINGS

Confucious say, "Virgin like balloon, one prick, all gone." Confucious say, "Man who chase car, get exhausted." Confucious say, "Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day." Confucious say, "Don't drink and park - accidents cause people." Confucious say, "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it." Confucious Say, "Crowded elevator always smell different to midget."