Do you have a relative that talks a lot of nonsense?

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My uncle Alfie told me a story about being kidnapped and held captive for 6 months. if this was not adventurous enough, the kidnappers were Sasquatch, bigfoot! He was working in British Columbia searching for oil deposits in the 1970's when he claims to have followed a 'child ape with white fur' after losing track of time and getting lost in the woods he was seized by 3 white giant ape like creatures and dragged back to an encampment complete with a fire! Uncle Alfie was taken too the bigfoot of the elderly chieften and cast on the ground. He peered up to see the giant white ape perched on a rocking chair , smoking a pipe with a pair of horn rimmed glasses perched on the tip of his wide nose. He looked down at Alfie and said in a posh english accent " I say old chap, whats the jolly game following junior home , don't you know?" Over the following months Alfie got to know the lowland yeti and gained thier trust. He would tell me of thier thurst for fermented fruit and how they would get intoxicated and run into picnic areas to startle people and run back out and pee themselves laughing at the hysterical reaction of the people! He was released the following spring and returned to civilisation shortly after. Every christmas he tells us storys that are unbelievable! Do you have a relative that entertains you after christmas dinner?