Have you ever had to find a substitute for toilet paper?

@AmbiePam (85496)
United States
November 20, 2007 8:06pm CST
OK, a few weeks ago I got about 20 dollars in groceries. That was all I could afford right then. No problem, I don't mind losing weight. LOL, so I get home and realize I didn't buy toilet paper. I also thought I had some left. But I didn't. Well, I didn't have the money to go buy some. I freely admit I'm technically poor (I feel pretty blessed, I have shelter after all), but I do have my internet because that is what helps me find ways to make ends meet. Well, at the time I wasn't going to get anything for a while. So I thought OK, I'll go to my parent's house and 'borrow' some of theirs. LOL But it was dark outside and I don't drive well at night. So until the next morning, I found a substitute for toilet paper: cotton balls. Hey, I didn't have tissues, so it was either cotton balls, or cut some of my dog's pee pads into strips. Now that I've brought something kind of foul up, feel free to tell me what you have had to use for a substitute for toilet paper?
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@OURDEW (4809)
• United States
21 Nov 07
Oh, I hate when we run out of toilet paper. What we do is use tissues. We keep a box in the bathroom. If we didn't have either, I might use cotten balls too. That really was a good idea.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
I would have loved to have had tissues, LOL!
• Canada
21 Nov 07
Tissues are key! Especially if you are traveling. In both Cuba and Mexico you can be hard pressed to find toilet paper in the bathroom. A lot of times you need to buy it from the attendant who just rips you off half a napkin.
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@lilybug (21107)
• United States
21 Nov 07
I would use Kleenex first, and if that was not available I would use a napkin. If I was out of both a paper towel. if I happened to be out of all of those things I would use a washrag or my daughter's baby wipes I guess. I never thought of using cotton balls.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
Since I didn't have napkins, kleenex, or paper towels, I felt that was my only choice, LOL.
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@brendakaya (2332)
• United States
21 Nov 07
It's funny you should bring this up. lol I have used paper towels as a replacement. However, I rarely ever run out of toilet paper. It is one of my most important supplies, so I always buy extra. lol However, I came home, today from work, and the toilet was piled with paper towels, because my goofy husband, was too lazy to walk in the next room and get toilet paper, and used paper towels instead. Now, thanks to him, the toilet is stopped up. We have plunged it so many times, that both of my plungers are broke. I am so mad, I could spit fire.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
Uh, oh. When someone uses paper towels, they have to tear those things up or a clogging is what will happen, which you knew, but not your husband. And you're the one who will suffer, he can just go outside!
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• United States
21 Nov 07
We have another bathroom, thank God, but knowing him, he'll stop it up too. He needs to take a toileting class. lol
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• United States
21 Nov 07
I grew up on an island where we would play in the jungle or the ocean pretty much every day. In the ocean, you just have to let it rip and there's no real need to "wipe." In the jungle, it usually was leaves (you have to be sure to pick the right ones--some have fuzzy prickers) or sticks (which work well, but don't feel too nice).
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
I've heard of campers using leaves to go to the bathroom in the woods, but it was at night, and they mistakenly used poison ivy leaves.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
30 Nov 07
That is SO funny!
• United States
30 Nov 07
That would be totally nasty! I'm so allergic. When I was a little girl we had an outhouse way out in a field. It was really creepy to go out there at night, so I used to wake my brother up an ask him to go with me. We'd light a torch from a coconut...I don't know what it's called...it's what the coconut flowers grow in, then it gets brown and drops off the tree. Anyway, we'd light one of those, but sometimes it would go out. One time my brother yelled to me, "Get me some leaves, will you? There aren't any Sears catalog pages in here anymore." So I had to feel around for leaves. I handed them to him, but within a minute he was yelling, "I'm gonna kill you!" I ran for my life back to the house and got in bed. He told our parents the next day that his bottom was covered with prickers. I'm not sure what the moral of the story is. Get a flashlight, or something, I guess. :)
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@3lilangels (4639)
• United States
21 Nov 07
well my friend i have ran out of toilet paper as well and for a substiyute i have used paper towels which i threw in the garbage when i was done so that my toilet wouldn't clog and i have also used baby wipes which come in handy as well since i have 3 babaies.pattie
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
Get spome sleep girl! : )
• United States
21 Nov 07
sorry it's suppose to be substitute and babies.it's 5am here and i have been up since 4am so i am still half a sleep.
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• United States
21 Nov 07
I know all too well about being broke Ambie! Luckily I dont run out of toilet paper too often, I have and Ive used paper towels from the kitchen. But I buy cheap ones and I dont recommend them AT ALL!!! Now if they had been Bounty or something, that might have worked better. On the road with hubby a couple of times Ive missed a rest stop and he had to pull over, thank goodness it was dark! But I used his bandana. LMAO And I have used a McDonalds sack as well. Just my luck, the one time they didnt put any napkins in the bag!! Ive also just shook really hard when Ive had to go outdoors. Once in JR High, I went camping with my best friend and her mom for the summer. We were down by the lake with some other kids we knew and it was late at night so instead of walking to the bathrooms she squatted in some weeds. She didnt wipe, but she squatted over some poison oak. The next morning when we woke up, her face was huge and her eyes were swollen shut, not too mention it was all over the insides of her thighs and on her bum!! The doctor told us that was the worst case of poison oak he had ever seen. So glad that I didnt have to pee too. Bay Lay Gray xx
@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
Oh no! I had heard of campers using poison ivy leaves to 'clean' themselves up afterwards, but I can't imagine how much pain she must have been in.
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• United States
21 Nov 07
Yeah it had gotten internal, somehow gotten in her eyes or something. She was swollen for a few days, she already had a chubby face, you could hardly see her eyes. She was a good sport about it, but she NEVER peed like that again! lol
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@missybal (4490)
• United States
3 Dec 07
In the woods I have used leaves before and once I had to use one of my pads (you know the female kind). I think the worse I had to do was tissues at home and once the card board roll the tp came on in desperation because I couldn't get to where the tp was. My great grandmother who came through the depression and all she would use her old crossword puzzle books and rip off a sheet when she needed one. She of course didn't flush it down the toilet. She would save all kinds of things like that for use as toilet paper. Nothing got wasted even when the had money. She would reuse paper towels too.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
3 Dec 07
I guess we kind of had it good. I imagine I would be a wimp if I had lived in the Depression.
@cyntrow (8523)
• United States
3 Dec 07
When my youngest was in her flushing phase (she flushed anything that wasn't nailed down) she flushed my last three rolls of toilet paper. After I plunged the toilet we had a potty emergency and I had no paper left. I used coffee filters. It worked, but it isn't something I would want to do again.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
3 Dec 07
I can't even imagine the mess!
@cher913 (25782)
• Canada
21 Nov 07
well a shower might be fine, but who has time to jump in every time ya go pee? certainly not me! i have used kleenex in the past when we have been out of toilet paper or just didnt have any handy!
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
Exactly! Thank you, you got the point of not doing that. I wish I had had kleenex at the time, but now I have both. Both given to me by my wonderful parents. LOL
@mamasan34 (6518)
• United States
21 Nov 07
I have used paper towels, tissues, and even in more dire situations coffee filters and newspaper. I have had to use outhouses on occasion when I was a kid, and they always had newspaper in the outhouse...I guess to read and then wipe! Also, when I was in South Korea, my grandmother lived without indoor plumbing her entire life and this was not uncommon even for wealthier families there. So, to the outhouse I went when I visited there. Again with the newspaper lol, so yes, I have to say that we have been there as well. I ran out of toilet paper, paper towels and tissues and that's when the coffee filters came in. It wasn't too bad actually, pretty absorbent and not to rough! It's no Charmin but it will do in a pinch! LOL
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
You did what you had to do. My dad grew up with an outhouse and they tried to save newspapers their neighbors were done with so they could use them for toilet paper. It was just too expensive for them to buy it (he was one of 16 kids).
• United States
21 Nov 07
Oh yes I have had this trouble before. I have had to use paper towel, napkins, newspaper and even once a towel. I live 30 miles from the nearest store and when you run out you can't just get some quickly.
@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
Oh wow, so you would have quite a ways to go.
@chrislotz (8137)
• Canada
4 Dec 07
I don't remember running out of toilet paper at home, but I have gone out somewhere and there was no toilet paper in their toilet. Like when I was shopping and had to go. I have used one of my socks. I couldn't help it, I had to poop and there was nothing else I could use. So I took off one of my socks and used it. I was just glad one was enough. Or maybe if I had to I could of used both of them, but what if that wasn't enough. My socks are pretty small as I wear only ankle socks.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
4 Dec 07
You know, I never imagined people would have so many descriptive answers, LOL. But at least hardly any two answers are alike. : )
21 Nov 07
Aw, my heart went out to you when I read your post - I have been there too! (Totally understand the internet connection, I could not survive without my eBay sales!) Anyway, back to toilet paper. Read some of the replies about Kleenex - yeah, if you can buy Kleenex you can buy loo roll - my loo roll was my Kleenex! So if I am out of loo roll then I am also out of Kleenex! Practically speaking, I have resorted to nicking loo roll from work or from public toilets (shame)! Not by the roll you understand (although I may have done were they not locked away inside dispensers!) but just by reeling off a few extra-generous sheets and tucking them in my bag. I've never used kitchen roll, newspaper or paper towels because the cost of a plumber to unblock my loo would be more than the cost of a loo roll! But I have in desperation grabbed used tissues out of my handbag (Gross! Blow your nose then wipe your bottom!) That's OK for drips but not really for anything extra, if you get my drift! Interestingly, when I holidayed in Turkey the toilets all had little taps over them. Looked like little filtered water thingies. I asked a couple of the local people about this and they told me that they considered the Western habit of using paper to be filthy, and that their culture expected that they would use running water to clean themselves after using a toilet. Not sure how accurate this is - and maybe someone can comment - but this would lead me to deliver the following advice to you hun, if you are ever really desperate again: Do the business: flush the loo: jump in a hot shower! There you go - what can be cleaner than that?
@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
Yeah, people had suggested the shower, but I drink A LOT of water every day because of a health problem, and if I had to jump in the shower every time to go to the bathroom, I'd be taking a shower constantly. So while tissues, toilet paper, and paper towels were not handy, I made due with my fluffy cotton balls. LOL I appreciate your well thought out post. : )
21 Nov 07
when the worst comes to the worst and all u have left is the cardboard tube u open it up and use it. although its more of a scraping than a wiping
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
You're going to laugh at me, but my little dog took that and used it as his chew toy. He loves those little carDboard rolls! LOL
@TerryZ (22076)
• United States
21 Nov 07
I love it!LOL And you know what my friend I know this has happened to everyone one of us.LOL So funny! Wow I would have never thought of cotton balls.LOL Ive used tissues or paper towels. But you have to careful with paper towels because you could over flow the toliet. And thats a whole other problem.LOL thanks for sharing that with us.LOL
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
You know I think I've created some grossness what with some of these responses, LOL. I didn't have paper towels, but I have used those before. But boy, if I make a mistake, those paper towels can overflow a toilet indeed, and that is a whole different set of problems! : )
@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
21 Nov 07
Cotton balls? You are very talented. Let's see, I have used a wash cloth, sock, newspaper, diaper wipes, paper towel, napkin, tissue, old t-shirt, that went in the trash afterwards. If I can wash something or throw it out immediately, if I have to use it I will. I have never used cotton balls though. I would not be able to keep them all together.
@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
LOL, they were fluffy, not big but not small.
@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
21 Nov 07
We save old shirts, socks, underwear, sweats, bath towels/hand towels when they are no longer useful for their original purpose and use them as rags for wiping up spills, cleaning, and, when the need calls for it, as toliet paper. lol But I've used newspapers as well as leaves that have fallen off trees as tp on occasion when I'm out on the back roads and really have to go.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
On back roads anything available is valuable!
• United States
21 Nov 07
This is a great post. LOL I have had to use paper towels, klenex, and baby wipes. I remember once when my kids were little and I had no money....I went to the laundry mat and stole a roll of theirs....I know that is bad, but I needed it and didnt know what else to do. So I completely understand.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
Some people can't imagine having to be so desperate, but it happens. And to people we all know. I used to enter a contest online that gave the winner free toilet paper. LOL, I kept thinking how funny it would be to tell people my prize!
@Monkeyrose (2840)
• Canada
21 Nov 07
Well I'm pretty ashamed of this topic. Its kinda a embarrasing topic. I've been really poor so I've stolen toilet paper from public restrooms. I've borrowed it from my parents and thats no big deal. The worst is when you go to the bathroom in a public restroom and then you notice there is no toilet paper. I have taken the cardboard part of the roll off and used that before in desperate times.
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
From what everyone has said so far, many people have stolen toilet paper from public restrooms.
• China
21 Nov 07
LOL You are funny, when i was still a child, that time in China, we didnt have toilet papers, so most of the time peopel used normal papers of books, but sometimes when i was playing with my friends outside, we used to use big leaves and if many grass lol..and if there was a river or a pond near, then we would use water. This topic reminded me my Childhood, we were poor that time, but full of happiness, its my best memory :)
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@AmbiePam (85496)
• United States
21 Nov 07
That is so great you can remember the good times. I think we can all make something positive about our bad situations. I think it is better to laugh about it, then cry about what we cannot change. : )