joke of the day

December 5, 2007 11:22am CST
every one submit his/her joke then we people decide whoz joke is best ok lets start
2 responses
• United States
5 Dec 07
Here is a joke for you. While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."
• Pakistan
5 Dec 07
A man got killed for drinking milk!! Guess how? The cow sat on him :P