any one remember the Burma =Shave signs along the hyway way back in time?

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Here are a few my friend looked up and sent to me hope ya have a good laugh. Free! Free!! A trip To Mars For 900 Empty jars Burma-Shave Jimmie said a naughty word Jimmie's mother overheard Soapsuds? No! He preferred Burma-Shave Golfers! Hole in one Is quite a feat Unless that hole Is in your meat Burma-Shave Enthusiastic user Henry J. McLass Spreads our product On the lawn When he cuts the grass Burma-Shave Keep well To the right Of the oncoming car Get your close shaves From the half-pound jar Burma-Shave You know Your onions Lettuce suppose This beets 'em all Don't turnip your nose Burma-Shave (i like this one) Beneath this stone Lies Elmer Gush Tickled to death By his shaving brush Burma-Shave Bachelor's quarters Dog on the rug Whiskers to blame No one To hug Burma-Shave Jonah took No brush To mop his face Where Jonah went He needed space Burma-Shave Your beauty, boys Is just Skin deep What skin you've got You ought to keep Burma-Shave He had the ring He had the flat But she felt his chin And that Was that Burma-Shave Early to bed Early to rise Was meant for those Old fashioned guys Who didn't use Burma-Shave (like this one too) No matter how You slice it It's still your face Be humane Use Burma-Shave (knowing people, i wonder how many fenders they received. lol) Free offer! Free offer! Rip a fender Off your car Mail it in for A half-pound jar Burma-Shave Shaving brush Was like Old rover When he died He died all over Burma-Shave and one my mom liked. Getting bored? Just dont set there Nag your husband Burma-Shave