There was a wacky warning label contest

@ersmommy1 (12596)
United States
December 13, 2007 3:13pm CST
The winner was Danger! Avoid death. What whacky warning label can you come up with...
4 responses
• United States
14 Dec 07
"This product for external application only. If ingested, see a physician immediately. You may have contracted stupidity."
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• United States
14 Dec 07
HAHAHA!!! Thats a good one!
• United States
14 Dec 07
Im a stay at home mom of two and I watch 4 more. All of them are under 5. I always have other children from the neighborhood over to play as well. Thats why this has always been my favorite warning: WARNING...All unatended children will be sold as slaves!! LOL
@ersmommy1 (12596)
• United States
14 Dec 07
That's good. I'll have to share that with one of my best friends. She has 6 daughters!
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• United States
14 Dec 07
HOLY COW!! LOL. I go crazy with my 2 boys. Some days when I have all 6 children I want to scream and pull my hair out!! HAHA! I cant imagine having 6 kids let alone 6 girls!!
@owlwings (42100)
• Cambridge, England
11 Jun 08
My absolute favourite is the label on a packet of Dry Roasted Peanuts: "Warning: This product may contain nuts!" Dohhhh! 'May contain'??? Read the label! If nuts are not your thing, then you are hardly likely to bother reading the warning! Actually, it's not as completely silly as it sounds. Peanuts are not strictly nuts at all but legumes (like peas and beans) and don't necessarily contain the things that people allergic to other kinds of nuts may be allergic to. What the warning really means is that, in the processing, other nut oils and products may have been used.
13 Dec 07
"Don't climb on this. If you climb on this and fall and break your leg - don't come running to me!"
@ersmommy1 (12596)
• United States
14 Dec 07
That's a good one! Thanks for the giggle, its needed.