A sign of the times - if you need help look elsewhere

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We had to to out to collect some medication for my partner who has a severe chest infection and the temperature is sub zero. Wouldn't you know, we got a puncture on the way back from the doctors so we had to pull over to the side of the road and change the tyre. My partner was coughing and wheezing and a car stopped close by, the driver wound down his window and said "I've paid to my have the pavement dropped so that I can park on my driveway so would you mind moving?" No please or can I help you or anything. A couple of minutes later whilst my partner was making the vehicle safe to move and it was wind, wind, wind, "I do have a legal right of access you know" upwind, upwind, upwind, cos the fellow thought it cold. We moved and he got onto his precious paid for drive and went into his house and then sat twitching the curtains every now and then until we left. Happy Christmas to him an' all, the Humbug!