Silly Jokes

Men are just simply happier people, and here is why... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

A boy after his first to school came back home. the mother asked" what you learn in the school"? "Nothing" said the boy " I will have to go to school tomorow again"

Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor

A boy taking cow to bull Church father on seeing the boy asked what is he doing. Boy said I am taking the cow to the bull Church father said: your father could have done that. Boy said: I thought so, but people say only bull can do it.

There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

I've just had this text joke sent to my phone by a friend: "Friends are like bumcheeks, sh*t comes between them but they always stick together. Send this to all your bumcheeks." I still undecided whether or not I should be flattered at being a bumcheek - lol!

Great jokes ...Some time the little silly ones are nicer and better then a page and half joke...

Why didn't 5 and six like 7? Cause 7 8 9.

baby seal walks into a club!

i don;t know much about jokes and i like jokes but i don't know how to be more kiding i think it will be very hard for us

do you know what is "html"?

Boat troubles During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried. After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem. Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.

oh what a silly jokes!! i like these kind of jokes.

Yes those are really nice to hear

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours! HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share! HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you? SHE: It's hot! HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! SHE: Okay, but would you stay there? HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out! HE: I think I could make you very happy! SHE: Why, are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it! HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Thought for the day!!!! The real Meaning for FRIENDSHIP............... A GOOD FRIEND is like a GOOD BRA. Hard to find, Very Comfortable, Very Supportive, Holds U Up When U're Down And Always Close to the Heart.

i love your penguin... so CUTE!

That is to funny, thanks for giving me a good laugh.

what did the King Egg say to the Bad Egg? I'm going to have you eggsecuted.

3 bats were hangin` around in a tree with much blood on them.They started to ask eachother how did they got so bloody. 1st Bat:"You see those sheeps over there ? I ate 3 of them. 2nd Bat:"You see thos cow`s over there ?I ate 5 of them. 3rd Bat:"You see that tower over there ? I did`nt