Still getting over last Thursday, a day when everything went wrong!

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First, I tried to leave my house, shouldn't have been that hard, but the doorknob fell out in my hand. I got it back in and somewhat together. Then I reached over to grab my keys. Where are my keys? Ok, maybe I locked them in my car. I'll grab my spares. So now, with the doorknob somewhat together and spare keys in my hands, I go outdoors. Second, I open my car door. My car alarm goes off. No problem, I'll just relock the door, turn it a different way and it will shut off. WRONG! The alarm kept going and going and going. So I'll start it up. WRONG! Engine disabled due to attempted theft. My spare key does not have a spare remote so I'm now a theif and my car has to alert the neighborhood as well as disable my engine. Third, I called the car dealership (after trying to go through the door and the doorknob fell off again), he told me to use my remote, if I had had a remote, I wouldn't be in this trouble. He insisted I had two remotes, no, I bought the car second hand and someone had run over th other remote. So call Triple A. Fourth, called AAA, they wanted to tow my car. It works, why tow it? So a repair person came and fought with my car. He left. Fifth, my car is horrible stuck in the driveway. I tried to rock it back and forth, no go. Dug snow out from all the tires, tried again. Spun it down to ice. Got some wood ashes (door knob fell off again getting the ashes)and put them under. Went a foot and got stuck again. Dug snow out, spun down to ice, more ashes, (there seems to be a theme here). 4 feet later (repeate the stuck, dig out, spin, wood ashes a couple more times and don't forget the doorknob), 4 inches from the road, it sticks and my neighbors push it two inches for me. Finally my car crawls out. I started to leave my home at 9AM, it was noon before I left my property. Anyone have similar days like this? AAHHHH!