Internet Parking ticket
January 2, 2008 12:20am CST
I must say, since i got my laptop, I must issue myself one of these. This is too cute: Offender: You! Date: January 1, 2008 Offense: Sitting in front of the pc for far too long! During our routine check of the internet, we the internet police have discovered that you have been in your chair on the internet for FAAARRRRR too long! You are hereby ordered to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers, stick it notes, on your desk and after you have logged on to the real world for a minimum of 1 hours, then you may log back onto the internet. Failure to comply will result in loss of reality and carpal tunnel. The timer starts NOW! Get off of your butt! You will thank us for it later!