Wisconsin Survivor Series

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No, I did not make this up. I found it, I do not know who actually made it up. I just thought it was hilarious and needed to be shared. Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do it's own, entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style". The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Rice Lake, Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee. Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck! Go Bears! Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hilary in 2008! Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns! The first one that makes it to Milwaukee alive wins. Good luck to all contestants.