What I Want in a Man,

United States
January 21, 2008 1:12pm CST
What I Want in a Man,Original List: ? ? ? ? ? ? 1. ?Handsome ? ? ? ? ? 2. ?Charming ? ? ? ? ? 3. ?Financially successful ? ? ? ? ? 4. ?A caring listener ? ? ? ? ? 5. ?Witty ? ? ? ? ? 6. ?In good shape ? ? ? ? ? 7. ?Dresses with style ? ? ? ? ? 8. ?Appreciates finer things ? ? ? ? ? 9. ?Full of thoughtful surprises ? ? ? ? ?10. ?An imaginative, romantic lover ? What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36) ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Whats to talk to me. 5.Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Loves to go for drives 10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a day ? ? ? ? ?What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends ? ? ? ? What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends ? ? What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend ? ? ? ?What I Want in a Man, Revised List (today) 1. Breathing
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@nuffsed (1271)
21 Jan 08
WWhat I Want in a Man,"?...mmmm his balls in a vice would be good!
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• United States
21 Jan 08
used to feel that way guess im mellowing as I get older
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@nuffsed (1271)
26 Jan 08
Of course I am just kidding!!
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@alexsis (2149)
• United States
26 Jan 08
LOL, I like that. Right now I'm looking for a man that fits the first list. Its kind of hard to find a man with all those qualities. Thanks for the laugh.
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• United States
27 Jan 08
to bad for me im in the last category LOL
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• United States
6 Feb 08
too funny
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@EvanHunter (4026)
• United States
9 Feb 08
Hey I am still doing retty good I can stand up to a few things on the original list and all of them on the age 36 list. Of course thats in my own opinion ...lol
• United States
21 Jan 08
This is too funny. LoL Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
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• United States
21 Jan 08
your welcome w2ould be funnier if it wernt so true
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• Israel
13 Feb 08
LOL I hope for you that you are being sarcastic, but it's funny any way lol