Lunar new year third degree questioning

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It's the lunar new year again soon in early february. The time when some sort of madness takes over our relatives and they start this questioning that makes you feel like a criminal being grilled alive. If you visit about 5 homes, you can be sure there will be at least 2 people from each home who will ask the same questions. If you are single, they will ask: Why do you not have a boyfriend? Why are you so choosy? If you are seeing someone, they will ask: When are you getting married? Why are you still not getting married? If you are married, they will ask: When are you going to have your first child? And add on many reasons why you shouldn't wait. If you have a child, they will ask: when are you having another child? And to the extent of asking your kid, why don't you ask daddy and mummy to produce another brother or sister for you? Just wanted to rant about these intrusive questions. Do share any polite answers to this list of FAQ. Mine are too rude. :)