Republicans or Democrats

@gewcew23 (8011)
United States
January 22, 2008 1:34pm CST
With Feb.5 Super Tuesday's Super primaries looming on us(including my state), it will probaly decide our President. I have decided to today help those that might be setting on the fence with this discussion. This discussion has nothing to do with the candidate(you could get that from anywhere),but the people that vote for them. Republicans like hunting, NASCAR, and Football Democrats like soccer, women's gymnastics, and figure skating Republicans heroes are Robert E. Lee, George S. Patton, and Ronald Reagan Democrats heroes are the Clintons, Mohandas Gandhi, and the French Republicans drink Jim Beam, single malt scotch and beer (except for the evangelical, who do not drink Devil Rum) Democrats drink wine and bottle water Republicans own guns, know how to use them, and think that everyone should also Democrats own gun, know how to use them, but do not think anyone should be able Republicans like to go see the Pentagon Democrats like to go see the United Nations Republicans drive SUVs, pickups, and big, fast cars Democrats drive Volvos, hybrids, and little cars with bumper sticker like "Think globally act locally"Republicans shop at Wal-Mart and like it Democrats shop at Wal-Mart and hate it Republicans favorite holiday is the Fourth of July Democrats favor Bastille Day Republicans think poverty is caused by bad behavior Democrats think poverty is caused by Republicans Republicans favorite movies are "Die Hard","Rambo", and anything with John Wayne Democrats favorite movies are "Tootsie","Sideways", an anything by Michael Moore Republicans think Ronald Reagan should be on Mount Rushmore Democrats think Geogre W. Bush should be in jail Republicans think global warming means more nice days on the golf course Democrats think global warming means the end of the world Republicans own big dog like German Shepards, an Labs Democrats onw small dogs like Chihuahuas Rebulicans pray for victory over the enemies of our country Democrats pray for peace with our enemies of our country Republicans want the death penalty to more crimes Democrats want to give every criminal a big hug Republicans fear Islamic terrorist, and Socialism Democrats fear Richard Cheney and our military After reading this decide who you are most like and that should help you come Super Tuesday
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@bobmnu (8160)
• United States
23 Jan 08
I agree with you. You forgot to mention that Republicans look to themselves in disaster(Katrina in Mississippi) and the Democratics sit back and wait for the Government to come and do it all (Katrina in New Orleans)
• United States
22 Jan 08
This is pretty darn good. Thanks. As I think about it, I bet each side reads what the other likes and is thinking, "What is wrong with those people?".
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• United States
22 Jan 08
As a Dem, I see some truth in this. Dems are clearly more cultured and Republicans are sociopaths. :-)
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• United States
22 Jan 08
Now I have the banjo music from Deliverence playing in my head. Ugh..
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@gewcew23 (8011)
• United States
22 Jan 08
You right Democrats are more Culture. They own the High school drop out vote, the 40 year old still living with mom vote, Methhead vote, and who can forget the proud history of the slave holder vote, and segregation vote. I can see why you would vote Democrat
• United States
22 Jan 08
And Republicans are the party of Lincoln and Robert E Lee? I think you've been at the moonshine. The segregationist Democrats all moved to the Republican party in the 60s. I watched "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" - so I know what Republicans are like, and it ain't nothin' to be proud of.
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