Republicans or Democrats
By gewcew23
@gewcew23 (8007)
United States
January 22, 2008 1:34pm CST
With Feb.5 Super Tuesday's Super primaries looming on us(including my state), it will probaly decide our President. I have decided to today help those that might be setting on the fence with this discussion. This discussion has nothing to do with the candidate(you could get that from anywhere),but the people that vote for them.
Republicans like hunting, NASCAR, and Football
Democrats like soccer, women's gymnastics, and figure skating
Republicans heroes are Robert E. Lee, George S. Patton, and Ronald Reagan
Democrats heroes are the Clintons, Mohandas Gandhi, and the French
Republicans drink Jim Beam, single malt scotch and beer (except for the evangelical, who do not drink Devil Rum)
Democrats drink wine and bottle water
Republicans own guns, know how to use them, and think that everyone should also
Democrats own gun, know how to use them, but do not think anyone should be able
Republicans like to go see the Pentagon
Democrats like to go see the United Nations
Republicans drive SUVs, pickups, and big, fast cars
Democrats drive Volvos, hybrids, and little cars with bumper sticker like "Think globally act locally"Republicans shop at Wal-Mart and like it
Democrats shop at Wal-Mart and hate it
Republicans favorite holiday is the Fourth of July
Democrats favor Bastille Day
Republicans think poverty is caused by bad behavior
Democrats think poverty is caused by Republicans
Republicans favorite movies are "Die Hard","Rambo", and anything with John Wayne
Democrats favorite movies are "Tootsie","Sideways", an anything by Michael Moore
Republicans think Ronald Reagan should be on Mount Rushmore
Democrats think Geogre W. Bush should be in jail
Republicans think global warming means more nice days on the golf course
Democrats think global warming means the end of the world
Republicans own big dog like German Shepards, an Labs
Democrats onw small dogs like Chihuahuas
Rebulicans pray for victory over the enemies of our country
Democrats pray for peace with our enemies of our country
Republicans want the death penalty to more crimes
Democrats want to give every criminal a big hug
Republicans fear Islamic terrorist, and Socialism
Democrats fear Richard Cheney and our military
After reading this decide who you are most like and that should help you come Super Tuesday
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@redyellowblackdog (10629)
• United States
22 Jan 08
This is pretty darn good. Thanks.
As I think about it, I bet each side reads what the other likes and is thinking, "What is wrong with those people?".
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@bravenewworld (746)
• United States
22 Jan 08
As a Dem, I see some truth in this. Dems are clearly more cultured and Republicans are sociopaths. :-)
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@bravenewworld (746)
• United States
22 Jan 08
Now I have the banjo music from Deliverence playing in my head. Ugh..
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@gewcew23 (8007)
• United States
22 Jan 08
You right Democrats are more Culture. They own the High school drop out vote, the 40 year old still living with mom vote, Methhead vote, and who can forget the proud history of the slave holder vote, and segregation vote. I can see why you would vote Democrat
@bravenewworld (746)
• United States
22 Jan 08
And Republicans are the party of Lincoln and Robert E Lee? I think you've been at the moonshine. The segregationist Democrats all moved to the Republican party in the 60s.
I watched "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" - so I know what Republicans are like, and it ain't nothin' to be proud of.
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