sarsar ji :)

October 29, 2006 11:34pm CST
1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta." Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do 4 hightech sardar inventions: ---Waterproof towel ---Solar powered torch ---Book on how to read ---Pedal powered wheel chair 3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!! . Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
4 responses
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
6 Feb 07
in an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewr shouts: stop it ! SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup. A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
@ricky1209 (1677)
• India
23 Dec 06
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today....... Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....digging for more. ________________________________________________________ Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever, What comes first - the chicken or the egg ? Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
• India
17 Dec 06
@shi_2000_21 (2681)
• India
21 Nov 06
Very good jokes. keep it up.