Sardar ji Jokes!!

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You should be sure the person is Sardar when he : puts lipstick on the forehead to make up his mind gets stabbed in a shootout sends a fax with a postage stamp on it tries to drown a fish in water thinks socialism means partying trips over a cordless phone takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Saggitarius" studies for a blood test and fails sells the car for gas money misses the 44 bus and takes the 22 bus twice instead drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.. Hey how is that one guys.. come on u can share them too.. i will post more...