Should a child witness childbirth?

baby - newborn
United States
January 27, 2008 3:41pm CST
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. the paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the firt place...smack him again!"If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
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@lilaclady (28206)
• Australia
27 Jan 08
oh hahahaha is that a real story, if it is what a little trooper Kathleen is, I am not sure i would have handled that when I was a kid, I was so weak when it came to medical stuff, what am I talking about, still am...ahahaha if that is a real story then I think Kathleen is an amazing little girl.
• United States
27 Jan 08
It could be real -- don't know. Definitely funny LOL
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@lilaclady (28206)
• Australia
27 Jan 08
yes very funny I could actually see a little kid saying that..ahahhaahahah
@bunmi2501 (465)
• Nigeria
30 Jan 08
I didnt know what i was expecting to read was a joke, I had read it through first before I realised it was a joke, quite very funny. thanx
• United States
30 Jan 08
The funniest part is -- is it a joke? Out of the mouths of babes, it has a little ring of something that could've happened and I'm LOL as I say it. Thanks for your response.
@palina77 (1177)
• United States
27 Jan 08
that was funny
@jess368 (3368)
• United States
29 Jan 08
LOL!!! that was great! I thought I was going to have to speak my mind about an issue like this, very funny! Cant stop smiling.
@maximax8 (31042)
• United Kingdom
27 Jan 08
I think it was a difficult night with there being no lighting due to a power cut. It was lucky that one paramedic turned up to deliver the woman's baby. It was fortunate that the little three year old girl Kathleen was able to shine a torch on her mummy. I don't think it is a good idea for most young children to see their mum in child birth for it might upset them to see her scream and be in lots of pain. It is so funny that the little girl thought he crawled in there. Young children's comments can be so sweet and quite amusing. So that is why the man smacked baby Connor she thought. Ha, ha.
• United States
27 Jan 08
Children are so innocent and cool. Thanks for sharing your thoughts.
@ctrymuziklvr (11057)
• United States
27 Jan 08
Can't stop laughing! - happy smiley face
lol....I thought this was going to be a serious discussion...lol...still laughing here! I loved it thanks I really needed it!!!
• United States
27 Jan 08
I laughed to and just had to share it with mylotters. Glad it brought you some laughter.