Can someone please get this animal off of me

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Have any of you ever encountered an overly affectionate animal? You know, like your mother in laws toy poodle that is always too happy to see your leg. Or how about an affectionate feline that will paw at your chest for 20 minutes trying to make it a comfortable place to lay down?What about animals in the wild? Have any of you ever encountered a wild animal that wanted to do anything but eat you? I have and here is my story. I was molested by a southern sting ray. It happened when I was on vacation in Grand Cayman this summer. We all went out to Stingray city. The water is crystal clear blue and only about 4 feet deep and this place is just covered with sting rays. People go there and feed them so even though they are wild and can come and go as they please they stick around for the free food. The females are huge. and some are a little aggressive. I broke off from the people I was with because they were all feeding them and I didn't have any squid so I just floated out by myself to where there weren't any sting rays. No sooner did I put my feet down in the sand this huge stingray swam over to me. I'm not exaggerating when I say her wing span was a good six feet wide. She swam behind me and stuck her barbed tail between my legs and coiled it the whole way down to my ankle. I was convinced I was going to end up like Steve Irwin. I just stood there motionless while she drug her flipper or whatever the heck it's called over my lower back. She kept gliding over the back of me until her mouth was on me. She literally suckered me trying to eat the small of my back. When she realized I wasn't food she uncoiled her tail and swam away. I swear she followed the boat I climbed back up on a good 2 miles before she finally turned around and went back to stingray city. So can any of you top this one?