Valentine Jokes~~~~~~ Happy Valentine to all my mylot friends
By kwenge
@kwenge (2487)
Kenya
February 14, 2008 7:03am CST
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: “Be my valenstein!”
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valenshine!
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
Happy Valentine to you all.
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