A St Valentines love poem......
By xboxboy
@xboxboy (5576)
February 14, 2008 4:17pm CST
Things for you to do on St valentines day
1..close your legs to keep the flies at bay
2..buy me magazines like they have in the sperm bank
3..when eating dinner stick your hand under the table and give us a hand shank
4..practice your 'Jane Fonda' fitness video on my knob
5..when watching 'the simpsons', any chance of a bl0w job?
what was your love poem to your partner?
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5 responses
@Angelwhispers (8978)
• United States
14 Feb 08
Do you think My husband will like this one XBoy?
If the sea were vodka and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up
But the seas not vodka and I'm not a duck
So give me a call if you fancy a f%ck?
@Angelwhispers (8978)
• United States
14 Feb 08
I am glad I have had some work to do today other wise my mind and fingers have been in the gutter big time :))
@novataylor (6570)
• United States
14 Feb 08
Woohoo!!!!! ROFLMAO, Xboxboy, you devil, you! Baby, I'm lovin your poem. And you've got me wanting to do each and every thing you listed....So where do we meet?
@novataylor (6570)
• United States
14 Feb 08
Ooops, everything but the keeping the legs closed, that is.
@goodsign (2287)
• Malaysia
15 Feb 08
Thanks xboxboy for providing your funny... "Things for you to do on St valentines day".
Talking about my love poem to my partner, I don't know how to write poem and at the same time I dislike to have or plagiarized other's poem to give to my partner. What we've done yesterday for V-day celebration, we went to starbuck coffee outlet and enjoy their scheduled program for V-day. Good happening at the starbuck outlet with vivid gathering from all walks of life. I really enjoy this year V-day with my husband.....cheersss, xboxboy!!!
@newzealtralian (3930)
• Australia
23 Feb 08
You really are a typical male aren't you? Oh well, I'm sure some lady will tame you one day, you wild animal!
