If I were a poet, would I know it?
By Shannon
@visitorinvasion (7709)
United States
February 19, 2008 12:23am CST
If I were a queen
would I be kind or mean?
If I were a pauper
would I sell my azz for water?
If I were a priestess
would I wear pants or a dress?
If I were on crack
would I steal and car-jack?
If I were a killer
would I drink Coors or Miller?
If I were a shrink
would I wear wool or mink?
If I were a scholar
would I whisper or holler?
If you could make money
would you come a running?
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2 responses
@wolfie34 (26770)
• United Kingdom
19 Feb 08
Trying to make money is everyone's dream
If we find a new site we'll scream
Drawing in friends and mates
Hoping the sites offer good rates
We all dream of a fast buck
And pray that we have plenty of luck
So bring on the moolah and the pound
If you like how this sounds
Then yes I am a poet
Show me the cash
And see me make a wild mad dash
Cos I am the wolf but without cubs
I am already in this club
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@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
19 Feb 08
*applause*
That was good!
Do-it-again! Do-it-again!
(childish, ain't i?)
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@waynet (2649)
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28 Feb 08
If I were a King I'd sing, but then if I was a tramp I'd stamp, and then have a big cry boo hoo, followed by a poo, staining my y fronts followed by huge grunts.
And If I was a rapper I'd crapper, so I wish I was a little bit taller, like a big waller and I wish I was a fish with a big dish and a rat with a big fat mat, eating pie, hair filled with dye, gotta have a wee, hell yeah that's me!!
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
1 Mar 08
Have that wee while you help me out and join, eh, Ginge?
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