Glitter Face

I was trying on holiday dresses at Macy's back in November. I must have tried on 10 that had some kind of sparkly something on them and I saw that it was on my hands but never thought that it could have transferred to my face and hair. I left Macys and shopped 6 other stores in about 3 hours then met my friend for coffee. It wasn't until I got home and went to the bathroom did I see that I looked like I got attacked by the glitter fairy. It was in my hair, on my face, especially the tip of my nose, which I will never understand. I called my friend and asked her why she didn't say anything about me looking like one of my kids kindergarten art projects and she said she thought I was just trying out a new make up. lol

My husband is in sales and he travels alot. Some of his products have glitter esp. at Christmas time. He comes on with glitter on his face all the time.

Oh, I hope this is allowed, but this reminds me of a joke I heard years ago - fairly clean I think...Enjoy! Whit I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."

Well did you use any of the casino money? Usually when there is glitter on money it sometimes comes from strippers who use glitter in various parts of their bodies. When I went to Las Vegas with my daughters they reminded me of this and under no circumstance to lick my fingers to get the money seperated! Some people do wear glittery eye shadow....so if anyone saw you they might have just thought you had make up that shimmers!

Because I'm a demonstrator for a company, I check my face in a mirror often. I use a table cloth. I had one table cloth and asked my Regional rep for another. The one he gave me is covered with glitter, must have been a Christmas sales promotion? so I have to watch out for that. Maybe glitter was on one of the tables or on some of the chairs for some kind of celebration or promotion? They probably cleaned most of it and you got the rest. No, I haven't been called a glitter face. Take care