A senior Moment.

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A little old lady bought her groceries, and was bringing them to her car, when she spotted four men about to drive away in it.She dropped her groceries, drew her handgun and shouted," I have a Gun! Get out of the car!"Needless to say the 4 guys jumped out and ran like crazy. The lady somewhat shaken loaded her groceries in the back of the car, and got into the drivers seat. She was so shook up she couldn't get the key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then realised it was for the same reason she had wondered why there was 2 packs of beer, a Frisbee, and a Football, on the front seat. A few minutes later she found her car Five spaces down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a little old lady, with white curly hair, carrying a Large hand gun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story? If you are having a senior moment make it memorable! (Any Seniors here?)