jesus christ in kashmir ????

i would not be surprise knowing that 30 years of life was not not written nor deleted from the original context of his autobiography and the only why for him to gather all he need on his teachings is to go and travel around the world. isn't it that he became MAN? so, that means he has to go through our ways of learning by socializing with other human being and talking to them and experiencing life.claims? only things that i have read that could be very plausible; that christ did not die.joseph of arimathea got a grave near calvary as soon as he knows he was about to be crucified and cured him with herbal medicines to heal his wounds and rejuvenate his energy til they can carry him out of the tomb cloak inthe so called "shroud of turin" and lived with mary magdalene who eventually became his wife and bore a child who would rule the kingdom of france and the story goes on through the knights of templar protecting the secret.etc, etc, etc...

I think that is some kind of a joke, there is no such a thing as Jesus in Kasmir