Winter in Nebraska

United States
March 4, 2008 11:03am CST
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on The truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Ag ain she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next Light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and Runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in NEBRASKA and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!" Thanks Donna!
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
20 Apr 08
oh my gosh I can see it now, the trucker the salt and the dumb blonde. She didn't have a clue.hehehelol I love it. It is a wonder she didn't ask him what a salt truck was.
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@jer31558 (3683)
• United States
19 Apr 08
I have tears in my eyes that was so funny, thanks
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@peedielyn (1207)
• United States
11 Mar 08
Cute!! I told my dad this one and he looked at me like I was a dork! I said "dad, I am a blonde and my name is rose and I have a joke for you." He laughed so hard, cuz i did it with a straight face
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