What is the most embarrasing thing that happened to you at Church?

The most embarrassing thing that happened to me in church was when I forgot the words to a song while doing a solo in front of the whole congregation. But I was young about 10 years old. But the piano player took over the song.

I was walking from the sactuary to a room for bible study and a stranger stopped me with a tap on the shoulder. "Excuse me, I think a bird hit you", she said. I didn't have a clue what she was saying. Finally she said, "on the back over your jacket" and turned to walk away. I took my jacket off only to discover that I had a big birdie plop right in the center of my back as if it was a bulleye. Yucky!!!

my school forced me, a Pagan student from a Pagan family, to attend a local churches Easter Service, even though it was not a religious school. that was pretty humiliating, but I think my Gods understand I had no choice. but it was an unnaceptable choice on the part of the school

You are digging deep in the memory archives today Des!!! There are two incidents that happened to me at church when I was younger. These I will not soon forget. The first one happened when I was younger. I had a cute sweater outfit that I used to wear to church. It was a sweater and skirt, both button-down. I should have passed that outfit down long ago, but I loved it so much I couldn't. This incident made me though. Me and a couple of the other kids were playing outside of the church. We were just too hyper to sit through service that day. So we were playing tag when all of a sudden, the skirt came flying open!!! I am so glad I wore opaque pantyhose that day. But that was the last time I wore that outfit!!! That was embarrassing yes, but at least there were only a couple of people around. The next incident included not only the whole congregation, but a guest church that had stopped by that Sunday. I had been given a solo in the choir, and had been practicing it for two weeks. I loved having a solo, because I always wanted to sing professionally, although it never worked out that way. So that Sunday came, and I sang, and everything was good. After church, my friend, Ms Sonja, took us (Me, her mother, and her daughter) to Ponderosa. I don't know what got into me that afternoon, but I was a straight glutton. I ate until it felt like my eyeballs were gonna pop. (Hey it was a buffet!!!) We got finished and went to Ms Sonja's car for what I thought was the ride home. About halfway back, she started talking about the evening service and how I was going to sing my song again for the guest congregation. I hollered, "Again?!? Nobody told me there would be a second service, I wouldn't have eaten so much!!!" Right then my stomach started bubbling. "How am I supposed to sing on a full stomach???" She told me everything would be fine, I sang well that morning and I would do great. I calmed down a little and got prepared to sing. Back at church. Our choir had sang a couple songs, and the organ player started playing the intro to my song. I got up, took the mic, and started getting into the music. It came time for me to sing the first word, but that isn't what came out. The loudest burp I have ever let go (and it didn't make it any better that it was straight into the mic) came out instead. The organ player was undaunted. He just played a couple more bars of the intro. I kept swaying to the music, but I swear if I wasn't so dark I would have been beet red!!! My face was so hot!!! But I did sing good the second time around. I was so happy to get out of that pulpit that evening!!! I told Ms. Sonja, "Never let me eat like that again before I perform!!!

A guy I dated we both happened to attend the same church, well it was weird seeing each other at our house of worship when we were no longer togeher