Ever get a wake up call
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
March 22, 2008 10:13am CST
Well I did...
But not as early as this guy!
"Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night,
"if I died, would you get married again?"
"I suppose so," she replied.
"Would you sleep in the same bed with him?"
"Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have
no choice."
"Would you make love to him?"
"Honey," the woman said patiently, "he would be
my husband."
"Would you give him my car?"
"No," she yawned, "He can't drive a stick shift.""
Any thoughts?
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7 responses
@kezabelle (2974)
•
23 Mar 08
I would be suspicious yes and thinking that she was having an affair
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@KrauseHome (36445)
• United States
23 Mar 08
If it was me, I would be a little suspicious, but at the same time, most would just assume she was really sleeping and talking in her sleep, so they would Brush it off, or maybe she hates stick shift cars, so she was referring to that. But interesting thought though.
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
23 Mar 08
some funny business definitely going on their I would say
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@BarBaraPrz (51817)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
22 Mar 08
Guess she was just getting tired of answering stoopid questions...
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@Deea48 (1166)
• United States
24 Mar 08
Hmmm well it would either be, she already found her new husband, or perhpas she just hates stick shifts, lol. So no man of her would be driving a stick shift,lol. Very interesting and fun to speculate, since most would be inclined to think she already had his replacement in the wings.
