And Then He Said........
March 25, 2008 11:05pm CST
Have you ever had a conversation like this: Her: "Sweetie, look into my eyes" Him: "Why?" Her: "I'm feeling frisky" Him: "You're not a dog" Her: "Come on, sweetie, flirt with me" Him: "Why?" Her: "I told you I'm feeling frisky" Him: "And I told you, you're not a dog" Her: "Well pretend I am, and I'll get down on all fours for you" Him: "Why?" Her: "So we can do it doggie style" Him: "........" Fill in the last line. And all the why's? have been used up. I'm still waiting for my SO to come up with one. LOL
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26 Mar 08
great.. now ive got Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch running through my head. "you and me baby aint nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.." thank you! try crushing up some viagra into his mashed taters at dinner ? broach the subject of you aquiring a playmate to tend to your animalistic needs? i cant fill in the blanks of his response.. i dont understand why he didnt just throw you down and take you violently at the mention of you getting on all fours. /boggle
26 Mar 08
Him, "Arf! I'll get the collar and leash". Sigh! I started out my day yesterday without that conversation, and without the collar and leash. It was great. Yeah, I'm rubbing it in. Because I need to prove to you just now nice I am NOT. (damn Canadians! ).