What clean jokes have made you laugh lately?
By whiteheron
@whiteheron (4222)
United States
1 response
@MarcieMouse (86)
• United States
1 Apr 08
Hello.
I have one that I recieved in an email the other day. It was a good chuckle....Enjoy
For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his marriage or his reputation, he paid her a large sum of money to go to Italy and secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby is born. To keep it discreet,he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about nine months later, he came home to find his wife confused. "Honey," she said, "you recieved a very strange postcard today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
On the card was written....
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without."
"SEND EXTRA SAUCE!!"
@whiteheron (4222)
• United States
2 Apr 08
Quads with three boys and two girls oh no wonder he fainted! Yes that did bring a chuckle.
I got one in the email that had a woman going to walmart or target and purchasing some kibble dog food. A woman in the line after her looked at the kibble and asked? "Do you have a dog?"
The woman with the kibble thought of a joke that was too good to pass up. She told the woman in the line,
"No, it's for me. It's a weight loss plan. Whenever you get hungry, just eat a little kibble and you lose weight. I did it before. I lost a whole lot of weight but wound up in the hospital."
The woman in the line said, "You did. Were you poisened?"
"No, No," said the woman with the kibble.
By this time, a crowd was gathering and listening.
"What caused your hospitalization then?" said the woman in line.
"Well," said the woman purchasing the kibble, " I fell off of the curb when I chased after the behind of a golden retriever."
The woman who was purchasing the kibble wrote saying that she was now denied shopping rights in the store because that made such a scene... I guess the woman in the line finally realized that she had been fooled.
@MarcieMouse (86)
• United States
9 Apr 08
Thanks for the best response. I guess alot of people don't know any clean jokes...they're all dirty ones...lol..hehe
