one liners jokes for sms

India
April 2, 2008 12:33am CST
Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a nice drink PEPSI ====== Suicide tips: Quick Death -Take a big rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself Slow Death -Take a MANGALSUTRA & tie it around a gal's neck
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furion1
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• Philippines
20 Apr 08
you can read SMS jokes at http://es-em-es.blogspot.com/ i like to read SMS jokes but not necessarily one liners. hehe most of the one liners that i like are those with adult content hehe they just make me laugh ",
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