Funny ~ One day a little girl came running into her house...

United States
October 31, 2006 1:28pm CST
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties." ''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...'' Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.'' (The innocence of kids ~ gotta love it)
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@ausnikki (4055)
• Brisbane, Australia
26 Nov 06
laugh - laugh
hahahaha that's very funny.Kids are so innocent!
@scooter1024 (1243)
• United States
26 Nov 06
Its amazing how kids think. I remember that joke from when I was a kid. Good joke.
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30 Nov 06
Not the best joke ever but... better than most stuff on this site!
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@KrauseHome (36340)
• United States
30 Nov 06
Oh my goodness... I would have wanted to Scream if this would have been my daughter. I am sure she was taught that this was not appropriate from her mother after this, or I hope she was.
@pancra (455)
• Argentina
27 Nov 06
Funny! I remember that joke from about 20 years ago! Of course, it wasn't $5 and $10 the little girl got, it was $1 and $2. I guess things were cheaper then. lol
@chweetie (431)
• India
26 Nov 06
wow that was a funny story.children are so innocent
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@lechy02 (120)
• United States
26 Nov 06
Thats funny. Oldie but goody. Leave it to the boys to think of something like that too.
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@carlennj (593)
• United States
13 Nov 06
Hey, I'm Tommy! Just kidding. Funny joke. Protect the little ones.
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@Funloving (879)
• India
13 Nov 06
sad for the girl
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• United States
13 Nov 06
AWWW OWWW YUCK
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• United States
31 Oct 06
Oh WOW!! thats a good one!!
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• United States
31 Oct 06
halloween - halloween
that was funny. thanks for my laugh today.
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@kcbabez14 (967)
• United States
31 Oct 06
That's so cute! I really liked that one! Kids are just so adorable when there young!
@MySpot (2602)
• United States
31 Oct 06
Wow! I remember telling that joke when I was about 12. Oldie but goodie, I guess. Thanks for taking me way back ; )
@sbeauty (5870)
• United States
31 Oct 06
They are pretty amazing little creatures. How can so many people abuse them?
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@ESKARENA1 (18299)
29 Dec 06
arent the things kids say cute? my daughter announced at her school assembly that her daddy couldnt be there because he had to go to prison. How we laughed, i work in a maximum security prison and was doing a late shift.
@erevoz (400)
• Indonesia
26 Nov 06
haha good girls
• United States
26 Nov 06
dear lord that is really LMAO
@rracers89 (3247)
• United States
26 Nov 06
lmao that was great!!
@disvachic (10121)
• United States
3 Nov 06
lol