What is the lamest pickup line you heard?

i used to waitress..i've heard some beauties.. probably the worst was "i'm leaving at 1 am..be on me" or "how do you like your eggs in the morning" that's both rude and assuming. the cheesiest has to be "Hey aren't you forgetting something? What? Me!" did they work?no.usually all i wanted after work was to soak my feet LOL.

I don't know about lamest... But the worst line I've ever heard was: "Nice legs, when do they open?" I doubt that one has ever worked :-D

One pick-up line I heard during the "Jaywalking" segment of the "Tonight Show" was "Are your pants made of Windex...because I swear I can see myself in them!"

The ones have have been used the most on me would be: "Did it hurt? -What?- When you fell from heaven?" and "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you". I personally think pick up lines are all corny and I doubt any of them really work. If they do.. then props to you lol.