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Romantic note: " My darling with one hand i am holding your picture , and with the other one i am thinking of you..." ************************************************************ A lady walkes into the pharmacy and asks for arsenic. The doctor asks: "What do you need it for?" "To kill my husband" the lady answers "I am sorry madam i can not give it to you"the doc says The lady searched inside her bag and gives the doctor a picture of her husband making love with his wife. The doc looks at the picture and says: "I'm sorry i didn't know you had a prescription."