What did your mother teach YOU?
April 7, 2008 9:39am CST
25 Things My Mom Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. " Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." what did your mom teach you ?
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8 Apr 08
well my mom taught me everything I know almost... she and my dad are both hard workers and they always said a job is never done unless you gave 100% on it!! I got alot out of my mom she's always so forgiving its like eventhough I did the wrong thing she still loves me and I can see it in her eyes that she hates punishing me but she knows she has to so that I learn from my mistakes she's always there for me when I fall. even though sometimes I'm so mad at her she still loves me.. she taught me that life is made to be lived well and not to do any stupid stuff so that my life would be any less then a famous persons life.. we're all equal she would say and she always told be that I could do anything I set my mind to and the one day I would be rich and famous because she believed in me and I would suceed in anything I did even if I didn't start in basketball I was still the best player on the team to her and she was always there to watch me play no matter what happened.. she taught me love and family is the most important thing in this world and without that you've got nothing. I love my mother and always will even though some times we don't see eye to eye I've got to learn that she's gone through this before and she knows what she's talking about and I always know that she'll be there when I fall...
7 Apr 08
Well,quite a lot.My mother didn't teach me much.I wasn't live with my parents when i was young.So we didn't meet a lot.And i can learn from her that,if you want to success ,you should stick to what you started.And no matter how difficult to raach your goal.you need to stick to it and find a way to get through it ,insteand of giving up easily.