Soooooooooo Funny is Mum

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NOT Mum went shopping this morning and she always brings me a goodie back when she goes I look forward to them as well, Mum said she would bring me something special back today and of course it would keep me occupied (is she trying to say something????) WellI am sitting here waiting (could not come on the Computer, because Mum unplugged it, she can be so mean at times) and eventually she gets home. I charge to the Shopping Bags to look for my Goodies ok there is one, I sit nice Mum can I have it, she laughs and says no not one of them, ok what else is in them bags, so I check the bag again, ok there is this other thing but I have never seen it before in Mum's Bag and it is a bit big, she pulls it out of the Bag and yep it is big and smells of Ham, Mum tells me it is mine. Huhhhhhhhhh?? hold on I am a little Dog which means I have a little Mouth (I know some of you will not agree but I have honest) It smells tasty, Mum, but there is a little or should I say a big Problem here ' I can't carry it' so now what do I do??? Mum says there is nothing wrong with dragging it Gissi' Yeah right Mum come on I do not drag things when they are to heavy you carry them so come on. Hey , she turns her back on me sitting nice, I make sure again that she sees I can not pick the stupid thing up, that she has to carry it, she carries on unpacking the Shopping, ok one more go, I jump up her legs, I sit nice, I bark at her with my Tail wagging, again I jump on her Leg and YES I have won, as Mum says ' Ok ok I will take it through for you so I get peace ' (thats how you do it Peti) Well I am still having Problems though because I can't lie down while chewing it, I have to stand up, put my tiny paw on it to hold it down and try and get the meat of. This is driving me crazy as it keeps falling when I try to hold it between my paws and Mum is standing there laughing at me, I give her a look that shows how disgusted I am, Yeah Mum you are so funny, well I am not playing no more, I am going to my Bed now, don't like this Game, stupid Goodie is not fun at all. I mean do you agree with me, that this was a bit nasty on Mum's part? Ok, she is coming back now and I do not want to talk to her so I am of to bed Love ..... Gissi