If I were an Evil Villain....

@union6 (326)
April 20, 2008 3:09pm CST
ok you know the type im talking about, those kinds of messed up villains in James Bond and such films. So what would you do if you was one? I would probably make sure my base had ventialtion ducts that were too small for someone to fit through, as thats the always obvious route of entry for the good guys. And i would never start a centance like "Befor I kill you, you should know....." because thats just not smart. What about you?
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• South Africa
21 Apr 08
I would make sure that any bombs I make with a timer on them is programmed to go off when the timer reads 0:48 and the hero is just starting to put his heroic plan into action. Also, when I have the opportunity to kill the hero I would instead of just talking at him in a menacing fashion.
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@union6 (326)
22 Apr 08
lol yea sounds a good idea, bet the hero would a tad shocked when the bomb explodes just as he is starting to diffuse it
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• South Africa
22 Apr 08
It'll be great. "It's no problem guys, I know how to diffuse this bomb. Let's see, first you..." BOOM! How satisfying is that?
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@union6 (326)
23 Apr 08
lol man would his face be red
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@Fidget (291)
21 Apr 08
Right, air vents and not revealing the evil plan are covered what next? If I was going to hold the world to ransom I'd give them 12 hours rather than the whole 48 time to get defeated deadline. I'd have a back up plan. A really good lawyer - sorry 007, I've got a restraining order on you which makes my arrest invalid and collapses your whole case against me... My lawyer would also draw up really good contracts for my workers so that they'd suffer if they betrayed me!
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@union6 (326)
21 Apr 08
lol yea, love the restraning order idea, and after he has blown up the base maby sue him for criminal damage? lol
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@Fidget (291)
21 Apr 08
and emotional trauma, lol
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@union6 (326)
22 Apr 08
lol yea your right, some how i think that it would win in court aswell lol
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@Henjin (81)
• South Africa
23 Apr 08
I will make sure that my evil minions all wear clear plexiglass visors, so that no meddling secret agents can sneak into my base
• South Africa
23 Apr 08
If we're talking about stopping sneaky agents, I think the idea of ID tags needs to be reworked. It is "immoral" in normal workplaces but you're an evil genius so identification should take the form of a tattooed barcode. The minion has to know his/her own barcode off by heart and no numbers are provided. Also, it is read differently to traditional barcodes. If what they recite is wrong, they are obviously an intruder and should be shot on sight.
@Henjin (81)
• South Africa
23 Apr 08
It's a win-win situation because then all stupid minions would be weeded out pretty quickly
• South Africa
23 Apr 08
Not neccesarily a good thing. Without stupid minions, you can't have large brute force tactics with lots of meat shields. You will find it difficult to make a human shield of smart minions.