Here is a joke for you!

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One day there was a young women about to get off of a public bus. There was an old man waiting behind her to get off the bus as well. The woman had on a tight mini skirt and could not step down off the bus. She reached behind herself and unzipped her skirt just a little and tried again. She was not able to get off yet so she unzipped a little more. Still unable to get off she reached behind a third time and unzipped a little more. Finally the man behind her picked her up and carried her off the bus. When he put her down she slaped him and said "Don't get fresh with me!" The man said "Get fresh with you? You unziped my pants 3 times!!!" lol