" SPARKS" are a flying!
By bellaofchaos
@bellaofchaos (11538)
United States
May 4, 2008 2:29am CST
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. None of the remaining discussion is meant to be serious in anyway whatsoever. The individual I am roasting is subject to publicly bearing comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, racial stereotypes and heartwarming tributes. The implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good faith and as not being serious criticism or insult, and therefore showing their good nature. It is seen as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers.
Since the dawn of this Roasting I've been trying for the life of me to figure out how to Roast insanity then I figured it out Sparks is one up on us because she has her own sparks to start her roast.
But Seriously the Sanity of our dear Sparks hangs in the balance so that she warns us of her next personality coming by the countdown of her Avatar.
As sparks says that she thinks that I type in the nude that is only becuase she types in the nude herself. Make sure you all get SKYPE!!!
But Really I think that she plays the Insanity up a bit, that way when her soon to be ex show up dead becuase of a properly placed night stand and a removed bed and only a frozen orange or cantelope or watermelon in it's place.
In closing I owuld love to remind you all that without our beloved spark our sanity level would be normal and we would all be bored to tears. Sparks breathes a breath of fresh air into our life and turns our boring sane world into an interesting array of chaos... Oops I mean insanity.. We love you and let the games begin.
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8 responses
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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4 May 08
Sparky - doesn't the mere pronunciation of her name give you little electric tingles down your spine? That's what she is. A livewire. Connect me to Sparky's mains and I'm gone. My own Rose Marie braving out on the prairie with only beavers and Richard Heads for company. Her tussles with bureaucracy and banks, with relationships and building, leave us gasping whilst wishing that we all could suffer from that messed up mind that routinely pumps out love and mirth. her timing is impeccable and her thoughts so apposite. To share the same planet as one so quick witted and perky is more than a privilege, to have her as my friend is worth more than the Earth. She's coming to England and she'll be all mine!! (I will share a bit. Only a little mind). Your Mountie's waiting Sparky.......
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
4 May 08
My My sparks he wants a battery hook up.. See what you do to us.. LOL!!! You are too good Pikey and I'm too tired to match anymore with at 4:20 am so it's off to beddy by and I'll see you all in the morning I mean afternoon. LOL!!!!
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@Angelwhispers (8978)
• United States
4 May 08
I think I just threw up some,,,,,good God man are you never a romantic?
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
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4 May 08
Oh Angel do I make you sick? I have that effect I've been told. LOL. I've never been called a romantic before either! You've really touched me Angel. You wouldn't like to see my acid side. But if you want to........ Nope - couldn't do it. I love you too much too. I'm my own worst enemy. Still you know what they say "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer still".
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
5 May 08
HEY NOVA!
Look at the big BOB Tetchie gave me! ROFL
Thanks Tetchie - I'll be the envy of all the naughty girls now!
@kamran12 (5526)
• Pakistan
4 May 08
Hello bellaofchaos!:-)
It's so nice of you to give tribute to a dear friend! The episode about furniture rearrangement was hilarious and though I didn't respond, I think, I read all of that discussion. It is her ability that she can find and share humor in the most troubling situations, I applaud her!
I have known her for some time now and have tremendously enjoyed interacting with her. And, while the sparks of insanity fly, I can see the sanity, wisdom and love in the source! I admire her loving nature, her being firm for friends and taking stand with courage where it is needed! :-)
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
4 May 08
Hmmm that might be my little secret. LOL!!!!
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
4 May 08
Thank you Kamran for joining our roasts we have a variety going on today be sure and check out our whimsical fun. As for our dear sparks I hope none of the furniture catches fire when she sparks it to and fro.
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@skinnychick (6905)
• United States
10 May 08
I love Sparky girl!!! She always breathes new life into my discussions depending on which of her fabulous personalities comes out.
I love you lady!! Thanks for all the laughs and I hope there are plenty more to come.
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
21 May 08
It's like she the machine that jolts your heart back to life. A difibulator right to everyone mylot heart and more.
@novataylor (6570)
• United States
4 May 08
Would that I suffered so much insanity
to save the Lot world from so much inanity
And share such a wealth of soulful humanity
she strokes all of us and tickles our vanity
and writes with her brand of peculiar deadpanity
oh sparky I want your kind of insanity!
Whew, that was hard! But fun, just like you, darling. This would be a far bleaker world without you, one that I don't particularly want to be in. You're inimitatable! You're hilarious! You're a force to be reckoned with! You're a model of womanhood. You're my friend and I love you.
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
4 May 08
Nova,
I couldn't have said it better. LOL!
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
4 May 08
Oh by the way feel free to visit. the Cyn channel and The choas network they have been roasted too .. I think Nova I'm nominating you to roast Pike. LOL Have a nice one hun.
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@novataylor (6570)
• United States
4 May 08
I accept, I accept!!! Yay, this is gonna be so much fun! June, right?
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
4 May 08
Oh, and bella - I can't have fruit in the house anymore either! *sigh*
So I'm blaming you when I get scurvy! LOL
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
5 May 08
Why is it my dang fault that you can't have fruit in the house did he get beaned with a melon and I'm not aware of it. dang it I told you to video tape it and then put it on you tube. LOL!!!!
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
5 May 08
Wear a disguise. LOL!!! But at least send me a copy of the videotape. LOL!!!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
5 May 08
Have you developed a deep seated need to know and visit a felon? LOL
You-Tube indeed! Humph!
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@mummymo (23706)
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4 May 08
And isn't her insanity wonderfully contagious! lol I hate to disagree but we have hatched a new plot for the soon to be ex and it involves being connected to a phone and a mobile(cell) constantly being rung to see the reaction! lol I cannot match such a wonderful roast but seeing as I have slightly sobered up from all the toasts earlier I will simply say " To our very own dear Sparks, here is to you and your very own and marvellous brand of insanity" Cheers, big ears . Love you xxxx
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
4 May 08
Big ears? Well humph to you too mummmymo!
Big ears! I love it. I need them for all those voices in my head!
We all love you mummy - each and every spark I've got. LOL
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@cynicalandoutspoken (4725)
• United States
4 May 08
Oh the things you forgot to mention....Did you know that our dear sprak obtained her first apartment (or was it her 4th) because the landlord thought she was the best dang drag queen he ever saw? I wouldn't go toe to toe with this lady. Her mind control powers are stronger then a jedis. How else could see get a whole apartment building full of men to do her laundry? I bet she never had to worry about the random red sock ending up in her unmentionables.
Now that I think about it between the two of you (Bella and Sparky) I am the normal one. You add Nova into the mix and I get a halo! Oh who am I trying to kid? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree right momma?
And Sparky...ask the doc for xanex. It works soo much better! Then you can change your avatar to one that says "I go from zero to witch in 3.5 seconds" I bought a stop watch yesterday just for you! 
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
4 May 08
So many shade of funny. I couldn't agree with you more. LOL!!! I think that our little spark is a much bigger spark than she thought and the insanity as been shared amoung us.
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@novataylor (6570)
• United States
4 May 08
That's right, my little golden delicious!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
4 May 08
You normal Cyn? Not a chance - not anymore anyway! LOL
Gosh if anyone was normal here who'd be left to be insane?
And no more xanex for the spark - nearly killed me once, so never again!
But hey, a 'hashed'up brownie would go down a treat and really bring the sparks to life! Where's Canada Gal when you need her? ROFL
